Howzat?

I've done some silly things in my time.

Tomorrow I've allowed myself to be talked into playing an indoor cricket game for my club.

Don't get me wrong, I am (or was in my time) a relatively competent cricketer. But now I'm overweight, unfit and have a dodgy leg. What possessed me to agree to this lunacy, which is only suited to young, fit, athletic and speedy types?

James (Mini-Stats) is also playing, so it'll be nice at least to have a father-son combination in the team. He'd better not run me out.