Thursday, January 28, 2010

Heard the one about....

I don't usually do jokes on this site, but my pal Stabber (don't ask) sent me this via text today. It's one of his cleaner, and more PC one's - most wouldn't get past my vetting. It's of particualr mirthiness to Cardiff City fans.

Dave Jones (Cardiff City manager), Sir Alex Ferguson, Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger all go out for a pint.

Davie gets the first round in, and then Sir Alex coughs up, followed by Rafa and lastly Arsene. As they're draining their last pint, Dave Jones goes up and gets himself another pint, but doesn't buy one for the other lads.

"Oi", says Sir Alex, "where's our pints?"

Dave Jones looks at him, and says "Well it's the fifth round mate, and you're not in it!"

Boom Boom!

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